This is from my new favorite site Overheard in the Office
She’s What Happens When the Witness Relocation People Smoke Too Much Pot
PA: Buffy Capri, please call the operator, Buffy Capri.
Secretary #1: Who the hell is Buffy Capri?
Secretary #2: I don’t know. An exotic dancer or a porn star?
Secretary #1: Buffy Capri, you’re wanted on the lido deck.
Secretary #3: She’s a paralegal. With a dumb name.Atlanta, Georgia
By the way, while speaking of favorite things, my new favorite dessert is my homemade creamsicle milkshake. It’s freaking AWESOME.
Oh, and another one cuz I just can’t stop and this sounds so much like my boss:
Now That I’ve Talked to You Verbally
Boss on speakerphone: Yes, I need the data charts for the presentation tomorrow, could you e-mail them to me electronically?
Employee: Electronically? Uhhhh, yes, I’ll do it right away.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Corporate stooge
