I smell smoke

Is it a pattern? A secret message?  A coincidence?

You decide.

 

SO true!

Ha! Carrie – this is what you do to me every time and now you have Goodreads doing it.  I hate/love you

 

I think UPS may be lying to me…

This is what appeared when I tried to track my Christmas cards. I think I am concerned.

I had to refresh the page TWICE before I got the actual “tracking” but for some reason I don’t believe they will be delivered on the 13th.

 

I’m not the only crazy one

See the statue?

See my weirdo mother, daughter and sister in the swanky bathroom on the Parade of Homes?

I always said I wasn’t the only crazy one in the family.

Now all we have to do is work on the timing and synchronizing.

Next time we’ll do The Thinker for you.

 

I am SO changing my name!!

This is from my new favorite site Overheard in the Office

She’s What Happens When the Witness Relocation People Smoke Too Much Pot

PA: Buffy Capri, please call the operator, Buffy Capri.
Secretary #1: Who the hell is Buffy Capri?
Secretary #2: I don’t know. An exotic dancer or a porn star?
Secretary #1: Buffy Capri, you’re wanted on the lido deck.
Secretary #3: She’s a paralegal. With a dumb name.

Atlanta, Georgia

By the way, while speaking of favorite things, my new favorite dessert is my homemade creamsicle milkshake. It’s freaking AWESOME.

Oh, and another one cuz I just can’t stop and this sounds so much like my boss:

Now That I’ve Talked to You Verbally

Boss on speakerphone: Yes, I need the data charts for the presentation tomorrow, could you e-mail them to me electronically?
Employee: Electronically? Uhhhh, yes, I’ll do it right away.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Corporate stooge