Today my kid had the ” worst day in the history of man”
That happens when you’re 14.
Her favorite curse words are “OH Mylanta!” and “Fridge!”
While brushing teeth it was “I can’t get the toothpaste on it! Eww there’s a hair! No! crap!”
There were also some Napoleon Dynamite impressions in there.
Her first tweet after school was how she could only trust ONE person in her entire school.
I had to bribe her with a Slurpee to get her to spill what happened. Boys and ex-friends were involved, of course.
And she says she should write a book about it.
Yes, maybe she should.
Sorry honey, tomorrow will be better. Until then, I feel some 80’s music coming on. :)